"I rub the ointment on it's skin or else it gets the rash again..."

Ahahahaha...I crack myself up. If you have no idea what I'm talking about then you need to read the post called Don't you Wish You Were This Clever?

(By the way, I'm referring to a teething rash, not a butt rash. My baby doesn't get that. No, really. He's never had diaper rash. I'd like to take credit but I can't. His pristine little iron-clad booty is an anomaly)