Shut UP already!

Did you ever have one of those days where you wished your mouth had an OFF switch?

Maybe because you found yourself blathering on and on uncontrollably to the grandmother of your daughter's friends?

She's a pretty cool grandma. You can tell she used to be an arty, liberal hipster type but still...did I HAVE to do that to her?

I was like a meth monster with a bad case of oral diarrhea — blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I tried to stop it. I really did.

Poor woman...

I really need to get off this fucking computer and start talking to real people again.